![]() ![]() ![]() I Naruto ran faster than anyone has ever Naruto ran before. He was literally the one who made the Among Us reference in the first place. "Young man, please be quiet" said the priest. I could not believe that not one person in the room was dying of laughter!! I actually had to make sure I wasn't wearing my noise cancelling headphones that I always wear while playing Among Us. "Why do you all have that look on your faces? Did someone do a Fortnite dance?"Īnd there was still complete silence. They all had this look on their faces as if I had just slaughtered 7,924 Afghanian children. My words echoed throughout the room for five seconds before fading into complete silence.Įveryone was staring at me as I had a huge grin on my face, perfectly replicating the face from the "when the imposter is sus" meme (Google it if you don't know what it is.) I screamed louder than I ever have in my life. If you didn't catch on by now, the word "Jesus" has "SUS" in it, which is a reference to the popular video game "Among Us." I could not believe what I was hearing.Įndorphins were rushing to my brain and my body began to shiver as I let out a quiet moan. He spoke of a man who goes by the name of "Jesus." Same thing as last week.īut then, he said something that really caught me off guard. We took our seats and the priest was up front talking about "salvation" and "holiness" or whatever. We can apply this knowledge to the real world, right? If everyone can be an impostor in amongsus, regardless of their color, so can anyone be a bastard in real world, regardless of their task(job as some low inteligence individuals might call it).So, last Sunday my parents made me go to church ,which made me really mad because my parents don't let me play Among Us in church. They say that someone is 'sus' so nobody gets their feelings hurt. However, players of Amugus have developed this great system that will help them show their suspicion on someone without saying that they are the impostor(in case that they actually aren't). Statistically, every player regardless of their color has the same chance of being the impostor, yet, there is this social stigma that only red players are impostors. It's the same thing in the popular game amogus with thinking that all red players are impostors really. Think about it, it's less offensive and it only shows that we think that a cop might be sus(suspicious) of something but not necesseraly guilty of it. Instead of saying ACAB(all cops are bastar*ds) we should start saying ACAS(all cops are sus). However, it was worth it because I totally got to troll my entire class. Long story short, I ended up getting a bad grade on my presentation and I got a detention. ![]() Everyone was staring at me, so I said "You guys are all sussy, I'm gonna eject you". Unfortunately, not a single person laughed. ![]() I was beatboxing it so well (i had practiced it at home), i was certain that everyone would burst out in laughter. I started to beatbox the Among Us theme song trap remix. I made a last ditch effort to make everyone laugh. My teacher said "Please sit down." But I wasn't about to give up. I assume it's because it was forst bell and everyone was tired. My teacher told me "this isn't what your presentation is supposed to be about." I responded by yelling "THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT" and then naruto running around the room. For some reason, no one laughed at the meme. I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it's a meme on google if you want to search for it). For my presentation, I decided to troll my entire class by making my entire slideshow about the popular game, Among Us. So today in school, my English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class. ![]()
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